两个做环评的要结婚(搞笑版)(国外英语资料).doc

两个做环评的要结婚(搞笑版) Two to do the EIA to marry. The man said to the woman, make up this report and send it to both parents for approval.. The woman said: approval is only a form, we have to sign a EIA agreement, according to procedures.. Thus, on the day when the notarization of the property was signed, both parties signed the agreement for the preparation of the marriage EIA report. By the man, the cost of the preparation of ten thousand yuan, the woman commissioned in 3 months to prepare for approval. After the signing of the agreement, the two sides immediately in all QQ friends and QQ group for public access to information on the media for the first time online publicity, public participation is the theme of mutual engagement of marriage, please the public 15 days to put forward support or opposition. Fifteen days after the receipt of both parents, elders, relatives and friends on behalf of the 100 closely connected survey, the results show that all the public had no objections, 98% support (both men and women said no, only 2%), 40% qualified support, both sides of their parents and elders, they think the environmental feasibility marriage should be based on economic feasibility, implement measures, establish the main living marriage cost basis to strictly implement the life, consumption, and the account of three of the loan, you can consider the feasibility problem of marriage. A month later, the woman made the EIA report of the abridged, again for public participation. Views: the contents are as follows: a brief overview of the wedding location of the social and economic development, both men and women over the age, marriage law marriage self love, have a common interest (EIA), and decided to continue to participate in marriage the cause of the EIA EIA, continue to develop the next generation of successors. That in the current economic situation, marriage is a response to the call of the party, an important means of stimulating domestic demand and promote developm