小众低调少为人知的冷笑话(国外英语资料).doc

小众低调少为人知的冷笑话 How did it die when an ant fell from a height of forty thousand feet? What? Starve to death? Thirst death? Die a natural death You think so bump! It High died... Once upon a time, there was a bird. It wanted to fly from China to the United States. But it flew half its wings and broke, but it still flew from China to the United States. Why? because it is very strong! Once upon a time, there was another bird. He wanted to fly from America to China, but he flew half and broke his wings. But he still flew from America to China. Why? because in front of the bird told it to be strong Excuse me, why is China a very mysterious country? Because our president is WHO, and the prime minister is When Today is No. 3.14. What should I eat? Today is the 3.14 day, PI, so to eat pie A banana was skinned, and what did it say? Banana said: cold ah! A long time ago, one day the stone scissors cloth to play together, they accidentally saved a fairy fairy, giving them a person places, after a hard fight cloth finally succeeded in obtaining the quota, the matter was passing Chuang-tzu see, what would he say? Chuang-tzu said: not successful chengren. (cloth succeeds, man becomes a man) One day, a sausage in the fridge suddenly shuddered, said: cold ah! The sausage next to it looked at it with shock, and said, hey? Youre not sausage wheat? How can you talk?! [personal series] Once upon a time, a man looked like a telephone, so he walked and hung up. Once upon a time, a man looked like a bicycle and walked on the street and was taken away. There was a man who looked like a stuffed bun. One day he walked and was hungry and ate himself... There is a man who looks like a kite and flies when he is walking... One man looked like a telephone. One day he hung up and hung up... There was a man named Xiao Cai, one day he was sour... A man walked with his feet very sour and looked down. He stepped on a lemon... There was a man who looked like an onion and walked. He cried... One day, the