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成人搞笑短信2(国外英语资料)Last night, after drinking some wine, I went to the toilet and got into the ladies room. After I went in, I found that there was no urinal. I didnt feel right. Fortunately, there was no one in it. I walked out as if nothing had happened. When is the door, met a mm in the mm and I make a face to face, face a red, a low head, turned to the mens room -_- drill!!!As long as I kissed the mouth I have been one off, without mercy, you might feel heartless, actually I also very reluctant to kiss the Yisha, feel very beautiful, but I have no way to eat escargot, well, then, is it?The little pig cried sadly, and his mother asked, what are you crying about?. I feel stupid, said the pig. Mother comforted: dont cry, see your message is more stupid than you!.Give you a villa!Address: love city, love street, Miss Road, Lane 1314, No. 520!Landlord: is your favorite person?,Lease: ten thousand years,Rent: a lifetime of love!I have a dialogue with a pure womanMe: do you know Ozawa?Pure girl: I dont know.Me: do you know Mihiro Taniguchi?Pure girl: I dont know.Me: do you know Ran Asakawa?Pure girl: I dont know.Me: do you know Lee Young-Ae?Pure girl: How did she do it?1., we will not contact again, you are too much!!!The doctor says Im getting too high blood sugar. Dont get close to the sweet stuff, and youre the sweetest one in my life...... Happy New Years Day!2! Happy festival, Yuan Yuan, you wish that? Please open your heart! Ah really can be a difficult first year to receive this figure, a chapter is your estimated form of this type, like a set of old people willing to do and not to me3. martial arts and then high, but also afraid of knives; intelligence is good, a brick down; go your own way, let others go by taxi; others shoes, let them go! For you to send the Dragon Boat Festival blessing, let others envy go!4.ABCDEFG how do you make a sentence? Some cattle said: A ah, this B child, C home, barefoot standing on the D, EF is not wearing, GG is still exposed outside