2011最搞笑的笑话（国外英文资料）.docVIP

2011最搞笑的笑话 1. today I rushed into the supermarket, see a lot of poor B looked at the supermarket salt slobber, yes, this is not ordinary people can afford to buy, I went to take a low-key, all for a packet of salt, 252 pack, all people are shocked when I see you cry out of the cart, in an old woman to say: salt can not afford to buy, how to do, how to do? My old man is still waiting to eat salt soup ~ I see, immediately put a bag in her hand, her hands trembled, all the poor B are the envy of looking at her old grandmother asked excitedly: Excuse me. What is your name? I smiled and laughed from the bottom of my heart. I said 3: red scarf!!!! Suddenly, everyone was shocked again, and thunderous applause broke out. I heard two beautiful women talking about him: thats him, thats him. Hes the red scarf.!!!! I tidied just bought the corpse casual clothes, and the top hat JEANSWEST ~ to pay the cashier, a beauty see I have so many bags of salt, immediately killed, after all, to afford so many people dont have much more salt! I have checked the sack of a bag on the counter, the girl said: my dear, your salt, you said: Enchanting smiles students is your salt! Suddenly, applause sounded again, so I took the rest of the 250 bags of salt home!!!!!!! 2. classic joke: do not wear underwear A nation does not wear underpants, and the king encourages everyone to wear it clean and warm. A farmer stool is not used, not to take off pants, look back on the complete solution, what did not, I thought it was clean, and then sat down, ass warm, thought really warm. 3. couplet: the Japanese people waiting for iodized salt in nuclear radiation Allied: China people rob iodized salt to wait for nuclear radiation Hengpi: salt on Japan is a large national nuclear couplet: The second line of a couplet: China salt shortage of children Hengpi: iodine. A: large dense core national fifty-seven desire nuclear power nuclear power The sons of fifty-six ethnic groups: salt shortage grab salt in surface H