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暴笑故事新编搞笑短片（The new laugh story funny video） Written in the previous ` ` ` ` ` Read the story below You will definitely sigh -- the truth is that!!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ (crafty smile... beautifully drifts away) New dinosaur extinction says: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Stupid! Because theyve all been shipped to modern computers! The happy prince Crow, my right eye is a jewel, please give it to the poor girl who sells matches. Why dont you give her the old lady who sells vegetables around her? Shes poorer. But, she is not a beautiful woman! Pea princess The queen gave the most beloved princess royal, and she tested every princess who came to run. One day, there came a message that the pea princess had appeared! I want a princess! Not a princess who looks like a pea! Cried the queen, in defiance of the propriety. The ugly duckling Why did the ugly duckling end up white swan? Because its bigger than any other duck when its still an egg! So why did mother duck incubate this egg? Depend! This ancient has no DNA appraisal! The frog prince God, tell me a way to turn a frog into a prince. You cant kiss him. But Ive kissed him, hes still a frog! God opened his eyes and gave me a look. Im sorry, but I saw the dinosaur as a princess. Then god and the frogs went to vomit. Wherefore the prince The prince of the iron face, your handsome face is pale under the mask, it is so pitiful... we have come to save you, please show the perfect royal face! And when I take off my mask... Youd better take it with you... its... its worse than the mask... The sleeping beauty I sleep in the rose bushes, quietly waiting for the kiss of the prince, I seem to hear the sound of footsteps approaching, I am ready to receive the baptism of love... And the voice was squashed away: wrong director, why do you put a man lying down? The white snake Fa hai: young man, your wife is a white snake, you be deceived by the demon! Xu xian: I know she is a snake. But I will starve without her. Fa hai: what is your occu