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接亲堵门问题(Close the door)
接亲堵门问题(Close the door)
1 wifes birthday? A few years a few days? Lunar calendar?
2 sing 3, respectively, with a name in the word, can be homophonic, can not change words!
3, say 10 need to send a wife gift festival.
4 wifes birthday or mobile phone number?
5 do 10 push ups.
6 sings the moon represents my heart this song lyrics, finally the heart word must trace the sound, how long will drag out to indicate how much love wife! (1 minutes or more qualified)
The 7 first met a few years to the day of the month following the weather, where? (around 2 pm on August 22, 2004, light rain, Pengcheng Square)
8 read the letter of guarantee, and sign it! As a witness to sign it together!
Guarantee
I assure my dear wife, sir:
1. wife is always right.
2. if not, then I must be wrong.
3. if Im not mistaken, it must be my ears.
4. if 2 and 3 do not agree, observe the first.
I promise:
Housework package. (including massaging the wife)
Full income. (including illegal)
Eat all the leftovers. (including rancid off)
Listen to all your wifes words (including incorrect ones)
Shopping all inclusive (including mens stop)
Guarantor (signature):
Date: Year Month Day
Now introduce N kinds of moves:
Sing:
1, all singing folk songs to the party to listen to, the central party is in the house, sing it!
Dancing:
Swear an oath:
1, write a guarantee
As follows
(ask the groom to read aloud in standard home dialect!)
I (Groom name) all kinds of guarantee in married life, do the following!
1. after marriage I (Grooms name) take the initiative to undertake all the glorious housework
2. all my financial sources are handed over to (the brides name)!
3. when the Adult Lady mood is not good, should take the initiative to stand up the role as a punching bag!
4., and the mother of the adults during shopping or travel, the eyes must not stay on other heterosexual body for more than 3 seconds!
5. no matter what the mothers adult is right, she is right. The wrong thing is wrong!
6. pay attention to romantic facto
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