小明de系列冷笑话（Xiao Ming De series cold jokes）.doc

小明de系列冷笑话（Xiao Ming De series cold jokes） 01 Xiao Ming was thrown down from the 13 floor. Why is it all right? Answer: because Xiao Ming is a lunch box. 02, during the eight years of the war of resistance, Xiao Ming was starving, and he made meat dumplings for breakfast. At school, he opened the lunch box and found that there were 2 fewer dumplings. He closed the lunch box and opened it, and there were 2 fewer...... In this way, the dumplings were gone at last. Xiao Ming was afraid. Where did the dumplings go? Answer: dumplings on the lid of the lunch box. The people are destitute. 03 during the eight year war against Japan, and Wang Xiaoming has to live a day, why? Answer: because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box. 04, Wang Xiaoming was thrown down from the 13 floor, why is it okay? Answer: because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao ming. 05, Wang Xiaoming has been thrown down from the 13 floor, why? Answer: because there is no 14 floor. 06, some adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert. Why did he come back safely? Answer: because Xiao Ming is a camel. 07 then the adventurer and with Xiao Ming to the desert, why this was gone? Answer: because Bob was dashed to pieces thrown down from the 13 floor. There are 08 adventurers with Xiao Ming to the desert, has gone, why? Answer: because Xiao Ming is a lunch box. 09 Xiao Ming disappeared, no one can find him, why? Answer: because Xiao Ming was lost in the desert. 10 later, people know that Xiao Ming was lost in the desert, but in the desert only to find a lunch box, but never found Xiao Ming, why is that? Answer: because they do not know, Xiao Ming is lunch box. 11, when people know the truth, no longer care about Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming should go from here? Answer: jump down from the 13 floor. 12 Xiao Ming inconsolable, because he knows he is a lunch box, jumping from a building is not killed, then how should he change his fate? Answer: become a camel, go to the desert with the adventurer. 13 God satisfies Xiao Mings desire to become a came