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最隐晦的笑话有答案（The most obscure joke has an answer）

最隐晦的笑话有答案（The most obscure joke has an answer） The most cryptic joke, who all read is a rascal (the answer is, keep updating) 1. At noon and the dormitory one brother to eat in the canteen, found the next table has a low chest, hot and hot MM! I see A few eye, then the low voice said to brother: does your common sense problem, the worlds largest elephant weigh? A: 1 ton; B: 2 tons; C: 3 tons; D: 4 tons; E: 5 tons; F: 6 tons. He thought for a moment, then frowned and asked, seems like C? I whispered to him, no, its F. He immediately shouted back, my day! Which is so big!!! MM listen, get up to scold a sentence: boring! Sex Wolf!! Turn away... The girls thought they were talking about her breasts. Chatting on QQ. Accidentally: my head ox B? MM: you rascal! Look at that. Head, like cow B,? 3. The family planning work of a poor village in northwest China has been terrible, and then a college student was transferred to the city, and after detailed on-the-spot investigation, the student added a number of color televisions to the villagers. The following year, the village successfully completed the family planning index. After watching TV, only to find the people around... 4. There is a serious imbalance in the proportion of men and women in a polytechnic university. There is only one girl in class 2004. On the eve of graduation, a man in the qiukun society mobilized all the students of the class of 2004 to carry out a questionnaire. They had only one question: have you been to primary school? The next day, the boy was expelled from school... That girl is called primary school 5. When I first met the girl, she came to our dormitory one evening, and when she came into the room, I suddenly found a CD on my computer desk that said independence day B. I saw sweat immediately on my forehead. Whats the matter, I havent seen the hair! MM nature is very angry: unexpectedly I see of unexpectedly you this kind of person! When she picked up the disc from the table and was ready to th