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经典笑话（Classic joke） Everyone knows that a fire drill is usually conducted in the first year of college A friend, male, school acting, friends and roommates were singled out for the fire At the beginning of the exercise, the school leader and the supervisor organized the exercise downstairs Yelled the friend and his roommate, waving their socks upstairs Master, come up and play I am studying in the Netherlands. The pigeons on this side are the same as those on the other side, bigger than the size of the country, especially the degree of fat. They live an abnormally daily life, eating Fried and other junk food. And, youre not afraid of people, and you even rob people to eat. To bump into them was always a symbolic flap of wings, never to see them over the second floor. One day, I went shopping with a Dutch classmate, rode a bike, and nearly hit a pigeon. I was so nervous that the dove walked on the ground... Ive never seen them flying above the second floor. She was surprised and seriously asked me, can Chinas pigeons fly so high? Wont they fall? Pigeons... Fall down... Come down... Come... My female, height 165 cm, weight 80 kilograms, round figure. Buy clothes from taobao yesterday, see a fat girl dress a coat monopoly is quite fitting, we can find the shopkeeper asked me this figure cant wear, the shopkeeper asked me enthusiastic measurements, I have a fat, chest is very small, belongs to the kind of dysplasia. I said: three times the same, its 100 Shopkeeper: three times the same!! You are the doraemon!!!! Is the machine cat three surround is the same??? Cute shopkeeper, but I do look like doraemon... Kindergarten daddy with the bike take me as a child and stranded afraid I put my foot in the round, told me all the way to separate the foot points, at the end of the kindergarten gc come, because my leg is too open, foot twisted directly beside the old man by bicycle wheels... I was very unhappy that every time my husband peed on the toilet. I started education when