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十八只的冷笑话(Eighteen cold jokes)
十八只的冷笑话(Eighteen cold jokes)
In the kindergarten, the teacher asked his fathers name.
Han Geng, dad. He replied.
Yes, I know, said the teacher, but how did you mother Hee Chul call him?
The devil. He answered at once.
The child prodigy went shopping and came back with a face. The princess asked him, look, you seem very unhappy, cant you buy it? the child prodigy said bitterly. I just weighed it at the door of a shop, said the damned one. Only one person at a time.!
Bao Bao seriously asked the dean of Cui family hospital: why do you always forget to ask the patient when he is in the hospital? What do you usually eat?
Cui long hospital replied: this is extremely important, according to the patients diet, I can determine how much medical expenses can to him.
The knowledgeable team was giving math lessons, and once in class, while drawing, he said, this is the X axis. This is the Y axis. I put a P here..
SJ is a studio recording songs, with lyrics ten yuan and Geng Bao always sing out of tune, the princess was very angry and shouted: idiot! Let me show you! The 5 still sang out of tune.
Did you see that? Thats what you just sang!
Hee Chul was shouting at Han Geng, I know you now. Youre a selfish fellow.! You open your mouth, always my LP, my music, mine, mine... There seems to be nothing in your family thats not yours. You remember, if you dont break this bad habit, Ill break up with you... Hey, what are you rummaging about in the cupboard? Im looking for our pants.. Han Geng answered.
With illness, Hee Chul and Han Geng, who were discharged from hospital, walked side by side on the way back to the dormitory. LG. Han Geng brought back gifts from some friends, a big barrel on his shoulder, a chicken in hand, a cane in one hand, and a goat at the same time. They walked into a long, quiet alley.
I dare not go with you here.. Hee Chul said, maybe you want to kiss me..
I have so many things with me.. Han Gengwen, how could that be?
Uh huh. Hee Chul thought, and said, if you
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