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领悟人生的八个笑话（Eight jokes about life） 11 jokes about life Father and son saw two very luxurious imported cars. The son disdained to his father and said, the man who takes this kind of car must have no knowledge in his belly.! The father casually replied, the man who says such a thing must have no money in his pocket.! Does your opinion of things reflect your true attitude at heart? After supper, mother and daughter wash dishes together. Father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking plates in the kitchen, and then there was silence. The son looked at his father and said, it must have been broken by mom.. How do you know? She didnt swear. - - we are accustomed to seeing people by different standards, so that they are always responsible and strict. There are two tours to Taiwan Japan Izu Hanto tourism, the road is very bad, potholes everywhere. A tour guide said repeatedly that the road was just like pock. And the other guides are poetic scene of tourists, said: we are going with a great reputation is the Izu Avenue charming dimple. Although the same situation, however, different ideas will have a different attitude. Thought is such a wonderful thing, how to think, the decision is in you. Also a student of grade three in primary school, who will be a clown in the future. The teacher Chinese described as: is not to be taught with no ambition at all! A foreign teacher would say, may you bring laughter to the whole world!! As an elder, we need not only more encouragement than encouragement, but also a narrow definition of success. The wife is cooking in the kitchen. The husband kept nagging around her: slow down, careful!! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over and put too much oil in it! The wife blurted out, I know how to cook.. The husband calmly replied, I just want you to know that when Im driving, you chatter around. How do I feel?...... - it is not difficult to learn to sympathize with others, as long as you are willing to serious