暴笑 笑话（The funniest joke）.doc

暴笑 笑话（The funniest joke） 15 short jokes hilarious, you do not laugh at me! 1, a person in the office is always ringing fart, colleagues can not help but say: can you do not speak? Then I saw him sit and shake and shake, Question: what to do? The answer is, Im vibrating.! 2, a migrant worker can not defecate, go to the hospital for examination, the doctor after examination to this person opened a prescription, migrant workers to take medicine, a look is a roll of toilet paper, Puzzled, the doctor said, dont wipe your butt with a cement bag later.! 4, the monkey found a card, then climbed to the tree to see clearly what kind of card. But a lightning struck him, cried the monkey: It turned out to be IP !! 5, the Secretary and section chief took the elevator, the secretary put a fart, the section chief said: you fart! Section chief said: I did not put it.. Soon the section chief was removed from office. The Secretary at the meeting said: fart big things you didnt handle, should you use? 6. In a fashion shop, I saw an impatient young man say to a pretty girl, would you mind saying something to me? The girl asked curiously, why? My wife has been in this shop for over an hour, but if she sees me talking to you,, Shell be right out, he said as he hurried out of the boutique and pulled him away. 7, a man driving anxious panic urine in the empty bottle of Sprite while the traffic jam rush to get off to the bottle in the trash is still a positive working patrol stopped What drink bottle left Sprite that you give me a drink! 9, you want to feel like: stir fry did not put salt; apple is not too sweet; drink less smoke; shopping forgot to bring money. Ill miss you when Im free, Ill miss you when I dont have time. I cant afford it. Ill do nothing but miss you! 10, the son and mother every night to sleep. Mom said: you grow up, married daughter-in-law, and mother sleep? Er: well! Mom said that your daughter-in-law? Son said: let her sleep with dad. Dad listened to excitedly said: t