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搞笑笑话(还不错 分享之)（Funny jokes (not bad)） I the full monkey like trees, position in the height of the monkey saw down all the smiling faces, and in the lower position to see all the monkey ass. The wife: we have three children. Husband: Well, two is enough. Wife: three! Husband: No, two! Wife: I said three to three! Husband: the birth of second I ligation! Wife: Well, I hope you also love the third child. I dont drink the urologist to drink; not proctologist handshake I was not beautiful, but she is on the progress of human civilization has contributed. Three days ago, she was a cannibal tribe.; today, the cannibal tribe has begun to advocate a vegetarian. The two, what is the tea or coffee? Coffee。 I also like, pay attention to clean glass. Okay, wait two. (a moment later, the waiter returned) waiter: Well, sorry, excuse me, who just want to clean the glass? ============================================================================================================== One day a man in the park was only following with a bath under the cloth, suddenly a boy running by man said: uncle, you who can I borrow? The man said: no! The child cant touch the things adults. The boy said: ok! Uncle, you lend me the play! The man said: when you grow up you will have what strange. So the boy is very boring and ran, the man soon fell asleep in the park. But when he woke up he found himself lying in the hospital, and the boy was sitting beside him, so the man asked the boy why he was in the hospital? The boy answered and said to him: I found you asleep, went to play with it. Who knows the more I play it more, but also to I spit slobber, I am very angry, just beat it, then... ============================================================================================================== A 20 year old woman like football, all want to in my arms. A 30 year old woman such as table tennis, to push and push. A 40 year old woman like volleyball, occasionally a dunk. A 50 year old woman like footba