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2011资深俏皮话,搞笑得经典（2011, senior witty words, funny classic） 2011, senior witty words, funny classic 1, energy-saving can also sleep 2, millions of men in the world, sister to be unhappy, every day change. 3, some people live, she has died. Some people live, he had died 5, if one day, sister become ruthless crazy, please tell others, sister, lady too. 9, in the street to see the beauty, higher point is to appreciate; lower point is rogue. 10, the boss, there is no cola? Give me a bottle of Sprite. 11, not all the implementation of equality between men and women, with what brother can not go to the ladies room? 12 sister is not afraid to kick you, sister is afraid of dirty sisters feet Nike, 17, there are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money and not to return it 23. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but for examination, while others are reviewing and preparing for themselves. What is more tragic is that people have gone through all the preparations, but you havent reviewed them yet. 26, the worlds two things the most difficult: first, put their thoughts into other peoples brains, and two is to put other peoples money into their pockets. The former is successful, called the teacher, the latter successful, called the boss, both have succeeded, you can call a wife or university or church! 33, there is a crash called password input error, a panic is called remote login account, there is a feeling called, there is a misunderstanding called man-machine offline, there is a loss of what you did not access! 34, (good night) Goodnight: Wan an! Take apart the Chinese phonetic alphabet of this word. They are: I love you, love you! Good night Pinyin, Wan, an, take apart, each letter represents a word, that is, Wo, Ai, Ni, Ai, Ni - I love you, love you! 37, (Chinas rich and poor standard line, you are poor?) The following is the annual income (1) super rich: 50 million yuan; (2) the rich: 1000 - 50 million yuan; (3)