糗事百科之桑代衣（The Sunday clothes embarrassments Encyclopedia）.doc

糗事百科之桑代衣（The Sunday clothes embarrassments Encyclopedia） Morning from a village a group mediation back, saw a car hit a tree on the Dongfeng, decisively off to save people, fortunately because of rural roads is not open too fast, no matter what the driver, the police came and made a sobriety test result is zero, in good condition, the driver mental condition is good, but how hit?...... A hundred minds cannot understand it...... Really curious, ran to the traffic police team to read transcripts...... The driver explained: I saw a boar on the road. I wanted to kill him........... Children of great minds, you should pay attention to safety... I small police one, sometimes received someone jumping from the building... Drink medicine... Since. Kill the alarm... After being discouraged, they were saved at last...... So its a strange conclusion that the person who really wants to die has already jumped... No one wants to talk... The idea is that those people dont want to die... Or is the fear of death...... I told this to my colleague, A. He was convinced that I was right...... The first few days of the alarm, a forty uncle to jump, is said to be the wife ran... We rushed there... Persuade in every possible way... Let him think for the old and the children... He remained unmoved... Claim that his wife will jump before you see him...... Just then, colleague A suddenly received: you jump....... Skip, and your wife never comes back... Balabala... Said a bunch of words to stimulate him...... The man jumped suddenly...... Yes, I did...... I was scared silly...... Go to a look not a brain... The man was lucky... I was hung up on the two floor block... No, Im singing downstairs...... Rushed to the hospital broken feeble force...... Colleague A is not so lucky... Suspend investigation...... I finally reached a new conclusion the people still can only advise... I cant, even though he doesnt want to die...... BY: Sunday clothes There is a very good hunter stockade dog, small dogs gr