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开心一刻（a moment of fun） [happy moment] One man died. Because feelings not forget the past, so I didnt drink the soup. The bridge had encountered a ghost error check, ask: soup? He lied and said, drink!. The ghost smiled with a sneer: remember very well, go back to drink.! [happy moment] Go to bed and wife male director at night, even talking about sleep! Fudge said: dear, I love you so much, I will as soon as possible to divorce with his wife! At this moment, the man suddenly woke up and found his wife staring at him viciously. The male director immediately closed his eyes and continued to pretend to sleep! The male director turned over and said, well, in that tone, its very good, he said! [happy moment] Three children are discussing the journey to the West together. A: who do you think is the best among the monk, the master and the four? B: of course its Sun Wukong! C: I think Tang Seng is the most powerful. A: Tang Seng again severe, but is also a monkey. [happy moment] Just walked on the road to chat with friends on the phone, suddenly touched pocket, exclaimed: my cell phone? After a while, the phone came from the other side of the voice: Lao Tzes cell phone is gone.! [happy moment] A shy boy finally plucked up his courage and asked his beloved girl, what kind of boy do you like? The girl said: good. The boy asked again the same, he had to sad to say: flat head of a little, can not you? [happy moment] 1, I have money, I buy a house to buy two houses, a living themselves, a house, I want to stay home, stay home, think a string of stopping. 2, when I have the money, I decorated the toilet on the renovation of two, a mens room, a womens toilet, I would like to go to the mens room on the mens toilet, I would like to go to the ladies room on the toilet. [happy moment] Yesterday saw a post, someone deceived into MLM organization, because a class to sleep, eat a spirit, more than anyone else to eat, but also old female students flirt, was expelled from the pyramid......