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英语笑话（English jokes） 1, speaking, I also say a foreigner, so in our Chinese, last year about this time with our bosss son go to a JOE and I often go to the store to eat beef noodles, beef noodle shop owner asked me how many habits of beef, two I said, I have to ask JOE what the boss says, explaining to him after listening to him to say to the boss: a cow! The boss at the time of the collapse, he later told me, he suddenly remembered I taught him the head of cattle on the quantifier -...... 2, the students first arrived in England, do not know English is the English bus coach, wondered: what this to where there is relationship with the coach? 3, I played a joke: Eighteenth (in Canada) on the bus driver asked me where I stand on the (where r u from?), I said: I am from China. driver speechless, he laughed all the top estimates - in his mind... I was very puzzled: Why did you ask that? 4, the coke that I have made mistakes... I am more miserable, in a large supermarket, shopping with a Telidani mm. Talk about what you need to buy drinks, I am very thoughtful and very firmly said: I think I want cock. Estimation of the people around...... 5, just out of the embarrassing thing! Once went to her home for the weekend, forget the toothpaste, he used the old G Restroom a tube of toothpaste like toothpaste, a brush, a bubble, it is SHAVING CREAM! For so many years, I still remember the old G thief Qing 6, I want to tell you a true hero, is my friends friend, when college English is not very good, every time a teacher asked him how are you doing? He quickly answered with a nod, doing, doing. 7, I know that it is full of jokes! To experience, to see a doctor, check the body, the nurse threw me a robe take off everything, just leave your brown pantie on I thought, how did she know I wear brown pants, my underwear is not brown, then let her cheek to say again, she said, your bra and pantie. Driving on the highway, sat with European colleagues chatted about American restaurant tips