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小品-应聘（Essay - candidates） New: I am ## freshmen, Party 19 years, unmarried. I am a man of great talent talents, qiyuxuanang, know astronomical knowledge of geography, the omniscient omniscient is equal to anything! Today I suddenly ## university students will enroll new students to do is of no interest to the cadres, an official, but I heard a student cadres is very impressive? Just go and have a look! (shaking to student union) freshman: hey? Will the student union have a girls department? I dont know. Is this department closely related to mm? Female cadre: what can I do for you, this student? I am the student unions minister. Freshman: (quietly) WOW! Girls department really hidden beauty. Oh, big sister, Ive come to apply for student union cadres. Female Cadres: Oh, welcome, welcome. Which department would you like to apply for? Freshman: this... Hey!! Just the girls department! Female cadre: ah? But we havent received any male cadres yet Because we work with many female students as the core to launch, is to let the girls have a better learning and living environment, you are a boy... . the new (crazy, suddenly open): elder sister, this is bad! There was an ancient Shang Yang reform, and today there were planes hitting The Pentagon. Everything has its exception. Everything is for innovation. I always care for the girl with meticulous care. The question of the girl is my problem. The girls mind (as charming) is my mind, my eldest sister! In order to thousands of girls ## University of happiness, you let me join the girls Department... (single knee kneel) Female Cadres:... Well, I you, we will make an exception to accept your this male cadres. Then youre going with me to solve an urgent girl problem Whats the problem? Female cadres _: Alas, although we girls usually love to laugh, but sometimes also make small contradictions, this is not 6, 710 of the two girls because of a little thing now quarreled... the newborn: Hey, is not a girl quarrel? Im going to settle...