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逗老婆开心的短信（Funny messages to make your wife happy） The husband not to return home, see an ashtray beside the bed still smoking cigars, suspicious stare at the cigar, to shrink at the bedside of cowered wife roar: this come from? After a silence, the voice of the trembling man came out of the closet: Cuba!... A young girl is shouting loudly: roll...... A moment later, she was surrounded by a group of curious people. Roll...... It seemed as if the girl had not seen them, still shouting loudly....... Just when the girl shouted roll, a boy ran over and said, whats the matter, honey? Roll...... The boys shouted even more loudly when they looked at the boys. What are you talking about? The boy said with a worried face. Roll...... Strange things happened, boys not only do not advise girls, but also shouted loudly roll came. Roll...... The girl has a loud voice. Roll...... Boys have more voices. Whats wrong with the young people now? Whats wrong with you? Why do you go to the park to shout Roll?! The people around were puzzled and muttered. Just as everyone was about to disperse, a light dog ran straight from the bushes in the distance. Saying is late, that is fast, yet they knew it, the dog has been in the Huailisa minibus girls from child to enjoy, I saw the girl while stroking his hair while the dog carefully Johnson said: roll, just now, where are you, you want to hurry mommy and daddy. Dead?...... 1, a bean fell, it discouraged, depressed. This bean is me, What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is one thing called pig encourages (chocolate) beans. 2, you and I are the angel wing, only embrace each other in order to fly. I came to the world just to find you, find you a lot of hard work but found: mom! Our wings are on the right side! 3, if I were a fox, you are a hunter, will you chase me? If I were tea, you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car, you are a driver, will you drive (marry) me? If you are the money, I am the bankb