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《昨天、今天、明天》小品台词（Yesterday, today and tomorrow, sketch lines）

《昨天、今天、明天》小品台词（Yesterday, today and tomorrow, sketch lines） Sketches of yesterday, today and tomorrow - Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan Qianqian was published in 2005-12-2 10:58:31 (Band Music) Cui Yongyuan: hello...... Hello, uncle...... Sit down ~ sit down, uncle! Zhao Benshan: Yeah Song Dandan: Well ~ ~ ~ cough ~ ~ ~! Cui Yongyuan: uncle, aunt, (a little nervous) Cui Yongyuan: a little nervous. Uncle, aunt, this is the first time to the TV studio! Zhao Benshan: for the first time. Song Dandan: Well, its ~ ~ ~! Cui Yongyuan: I just came to this studio. Im a little nervous. You see, with so many cameras and so many viewers, we can relax when we talk and talk. Lets introduce ourselves first. Zhao Benshan: how do you introduce it? Cui Yongyuan: according to your family habits. Song Dandan: let me say it first Cui Yongyuan: OK Song Dandan: my name is Bai yun, Zhao Benshan: my name is black soil, Song Dandan: Im seventy-one, Zhao Benshan: Im seventy-five, Song Dandan: Im a chicken, Zhao Benshan: I belong to tiger, Song Dandan: This is my husband, Zhao Benshan: This is my mother, (Band Music) Zhao Benshan: my wife, Song Dandan: poor children. Cui Yongyuan: take a seat, please. Uncle, aunt, its too tight, dont be nervous. I told you this talk show. It has a topic. Lets talk about it. It wont be nervous. Zhao Benshan: Yes Cui Yongyuan: todays topic is yesterday, today, tomorrow.. I think we have changed rules, this time you say uncle. Zhao Benshan: yesterday, at home, prepare a night; today, come here; tomorrow, go back, thank you! (Band Music) Zhao Benshan: its easy, Cui Yongyuan: No, uncle, I didnt let you say this yesterday. I told you to move on, Song Dandan: the day before yesterday, the day we got the village notice, thank you. Cui Yongyuan: uncle, aunt, I said this yesterday, today and tomorrow, not yesterday, today, tomorrow, Zhao Benshan: is it the day after tomorrow? Cui Yongyuan: not the day after tomorrow, Song Dandan: what day is that? Cui Yongyuan: not one day. Wh