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医学院小品剧本（Medical school skit） College of Medicine: diseases clinic sketch featured nagamoto...... Here it is. Is a doctor who can cure all kinds of diseases, or else dare not hang such a brand. Hello, patient doctor, let me hear it. Whats wrong with me, old jam?. What the doctor (with the patient) does not need to hear. You go through a look, and then make a CT. Come back and Ill show you. Patient...... How much money do you see? Doctor two hundred and fifty. CT eight hundred and eighty. The patient (standing up, startled and sitting down)? Why did the doctor sit down again? Go! Patient (stand up) ah...... Oh, its expensive. The nurse wanted to say something to the patient. He was gone and transferred to the doctor. He was not ill. What did you ask him to do? Doctor, without perspective, why should I buy a laptop for my grandson? No, CT, why did I earn two dollars for my grandson?. (shouting) next! Nurse: (nurse shout) come in, number 3! [door patients in. Cui Yongyuan peered outside the outpatient room. The nurse sat down. [patients sit down]. Doctor, whats wrong with you? Whats wrong with you? Patient toothache. The doctors toothache is not bad, it hurts badly. Open your mouth. Let me see...... Its nothing! Good mouth! How does it hurt in the patient? The doctor you mouth good, does not mean that there is no disease. There are two molars. The worms eaten! Patient? Serious? Doctor, its not serious. What are you doing here? Patient? Also. Doctor, what did? The doctor seems to have a hole on both sides...... Patient hole? Whats the big hole? The doctor is very big. Ah, I cant see clearly. You go to the X-ray first, then do CT. He has a toothache nurse prescribe some medicine for you to come! Patient, Im going to prescribe some pain killers. What do you know, doctor (or nurse)?! Can you see where the worm is without perspective? Cant CT do anything else? I suspect that he has other diseases. Go (to the patient)! Come back! Youd better do B-mode ultrasound. Patient? Nur