男人与女人的经典幽默对话（Classic humorous conversation between men and women）.doc

男人与女人的经典幽默对话（Classic humorous conversation between men and women） 1. man: after you drink, you become more beautiful.. W: but I didnt drink. Man: I know, but I drank it. 2. a friend of mine is walking in the park. Suddenly, a man appeared in front of him and said, take pity on me, sir. Give me some money.. I lost my job. Now I have no job, no money, and there are old people, wives, children, I have nothing at all, except... In addition to... This gun. 3. in ancient times, two small countries on a plateau were fighting, just in time for a solar eclipse. The world suddenly plunged into darkness and everyone was alarmed. Suddenly, one of the divisions of a loud people shouted, you calm, I will be responsible for the dark events.... At this time, the other party strategist, Lisburn God Wenyan sneers, Bie Huangzhang, Ill let it up... 4. cousin found a foreign boyfriend, the new year, led the boyfriend back home in the countryside. My cousin asked in rural Simon: this is the first foreigner not Zancun to he thought for a moment and said: no, small son also came to japan! The 5. day, a charming lady invited a handsome salesman to her apartment to sit, but soon she heard her husband familiar footsteps in the hall. Theres only one door in the apartment, she whispered to the shop assistant. You just have to get out of the window.. She pushed him to the bedroom window and ordered him: jump!! But, maam, the salesmans voice was hoarse. Were upstairs on the fourteenth floor.. Jump!! Madame again orders, or else you will die worse.! 6. A: How did the doctor see the doctor yesterday? B: the doctor told me to smoke only one cigarette after dinner every day! A: can you hold back? B: Yes, I can, but now I eat more than ten meals a day. Im dying! 7. casino, a lady at the roulette machine do not choose what to bet, she had to consult a handsome young man beside the man, and said: you Christina geometry, choose it. The lady listened and bit her lip, and placed 1000 yuan on 24. The ball o