网络流行语（Internet Catchwords）.doc

网络流行语（Internet Catchwords） Internet Catchwords 1, if I became emperor, I will be your prince! 2, life is easy. Easy to live. Life is not easy. 3, my cousin, more than 40 years. Beginning from the text, and even three years without examination. Then the martial arts, martial arts field is a vector, one by one of the officials in the drum, a. Change medicine, write a good prescription, take it, die. 4, ask how much you can worry about, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel...... 5, my life has its limits, and I have nothing to eat. 6, want to pollute a place, there are two ways: garbage, or banknotes. 7, when young, we often make a face in the mirror; when you are old, the mirror is even. 8, you blind? You cant see such a big shield, you just throw it at my head 9, out of the problem, first from their own body to find the reason, do not constipation, blame the earth no gravity. 10, shoot head decision-making, chest guarantee, shoot ass leave. 11, we go too fast, the soul can not keep up...... 12, the people of earth and not of the same level. 13, the girl from the virgin woman once and successful, virgin boy from the variable man need to repeatedly. 14, out of mixing, sooner or later the wife is to change. 15. When I was young, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save me...... 16, the rich are uncle! But do not owe more. 17, even if I am a toad, I will never marry a mother toad. 18. Why should I sleep long before I die and die forever?...... 19 、 a tailor who doesnt want to be a cook, not a good driver. 20, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, in the end he killed all the students. 21, travel to Xian Road, a Dalian man in a rage Dalian good, then said he built the city of Dalian in 100th anniversary held a very grand celebration and so on, and then ask the next one: built in Xian City 100th anniversary what is the celebration? Next to a few Xian buddies a moment, and after a while, forc