实习医生小笑话（Intern jokes）.doc

实习医生小笑话（Intern jokes） Intern jokes 1., Cory has a male doctor called the mother building, a newly hospitalized patients do not know, went to the medical office, rushed to a beautiful female trainees came to say: are you a mother doctor? Intern said: talk to a woman doctor.. 2. there is a gynecological patients diagnosed as myoma of uterus, preoperative routine echocardiography, doctors may be too grass, surname Liu writes as if and like cattle, the doctor asked the patient: you are not the knife Liu? Patient replied: no, I am myoma of uterus The 3. hour internship to breast surgery, followed the old director of the outpatient first day, a middle-aged woman, breast hyperplasia, director of the old examination: I want to check the hyperplasia of the breast after the touch, I check the director asked me: Chen, (mass) big? I threw it out: big 4. director rounds: patients left lower limb needs to be loaded with steel plate fixation, need 15000, right lower limb also need to install steel plate, probably need 10000., let the patient prepare 30000 yuan. Internship classmate wrote: today, the director rounds, inform the patient, this leg needs 10 thousand and 5, and the other leg needs 10 thousand, pay attention to prepare 30 thousand dollars.. He was severely criticized by the director at that time! 5., there is a doctor called Chen Qi, once too many patients, busy dizzy, open prescription: Chen Qi, 10g Signature: dried tangerine peel 6., the doctor said to the patient who was going to operate, this operation has some risks. If it fails, it will cause paralysis in your left side.. The patient feels lifeblood...... Doctor: what are you doing? Patient: I just moved it to the right.. 7. ask a patient today, 100 minus 7 is seventy? 8. in the surgical rotation, a teacher on duty to a emergency: the lower abdomen skin laceration. He slipped home for dinner, and the second line called to report an emergency - - a cracked skin. The second line leaves the bowl and goes to Cory - -