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生活精彩笑话7（Life wonderful joke 7） 1. just shower on the way back a couple asked me how to get Cuiyuan hotel, The destination I point to them is the library. I hope they are in the sea of knowledge Find yourself lost in the ocean, strive for the rise of the Chinese nation! 2., six year old son: Dad, when I grow up, I want to be an Arctic explorer.. Dad: OK, daddy supports you, boy: but I want to open now. Begin to train yourself. Dad: how do you train? Child: me. Eat an ice cream every day. 3. comrades, it is impossible to talk about money...... A man to a blind date, the woman asked the parents of men Do you have a car? Do you have a room? Deposit more than five hundred thousand? Is the city residence? hit After calculating yourself as boss? The mans mother angry, asked: scratch uterus How many times? Can you have children? Do you have birth certificates? Is it a late reformation? How many times have you been in love? How many venereal diseases have you had? Then drag a man to go. 4. when I was a child in kindergarten, my parents and grandmother took turns to pick me up. But he People often mistake that they will pick me up because I cant live together. Once, very late Also, no one came to meet me, I am a person holding the door looking at home. The road, and finally see mom and dad come out for a walk, mom see me, also And dad said, that kid is like our son. You can imagine me. The face of the resentment...... 5. today saw some children playing! A little boy said, Im my husband.! A little girl said: I am a wife.! Another little girl willing to think for a long time. He said, Ill be the third.!! 6. just now, just watching the Titanic 3D, in the last time, a 2B shouted: let women and children go first! 7. patient: doctor, I have a bad cough.. Doctor: how old are you? Patient: seventy-five years old.. Doctor: do you cough at the age of twenty? Patient: No cough. Doctor: do you cough at forty? Neither cough nor cough.. Doctor: now I dont cough. What time do I have to wa