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精神病冷笑话（Psychotic cold jokes） (1) One day in a psychiatric hospital in a patient lying in bed singing singing I saw him lying in the past when a doctor to continue to sing from the side walk too is asked him: why do you lie to lay down again and sing sing? the patient said: you are really stupid, you think. A at the end of the song, not to sing B side? (2) Ive been dating her for several years. Recently, I seem to have lost my phone number. I feel weak and ask her why, and she just keeps her head down and says nothing...... I dont know what to do, after all... Feelings or can not reluctantly, listening to friends that she recently with a man walked very close, I can not believe, do not want to believe, because... I really like her...... But... That day in the street, I actually saw her with another him, hand in hand, very close talking and laughing, in a flash, my heart...... Broken...... I didnt know him until I asked him... I was a medical student, and I opened a big hospital in my home. Which of my three college students is better than me?...... I havent been able to sleep these days, or am I trying to save my relationship?... . I thought for a long time and decided to give her an apple every day, because I firmly believe An, apple, a, day, keeps, a, doctor, away.. (3) The little rabbit hopped up to the bakers room and asked, boss, do you have one hundred buns? Boss: Oh, Im sorry, not so much. Now I see。。。 The little white rabbit left sadly. The second day, the rabbit jumped to the bakery, boss, do you have one hundred buns? Boss: Im sorry, or not Ah... The little white rabbit left again. The third day, the rabbit jumped to the bakery, boss, do you have one hundred buns? The boss said happily, yes, we have one hundred small loaves today.!! The little rabbit pulled out the money. Great! Ill take two.! (4) 1, white + white =? The answer is small white rabbit two (5) Since we put on the telephone in the dormitory, we have become gentlemen, and the gentleman has