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精选儿童笑话大合集（Selected childrens jokes collection）

精选儿童笑话大合集（Selected childrens jokes collection） Legend has it that male animals did not have genitalia. God decided to send one to every beast. The cock runs quickly and gets a quick one. Duck on the road, duck afraid of running slowly, can not get, and intentionally said to the cock: God gave you things too small, this, you run so fast, not to go, want a big go.. The cock gave his own duck and found god. God found out the cock. The cock was very worried and said, what shall I do then? You fart chicken.. See cock dare contradict myself, God said angrily. Xiao Bao: Dad, give me ten dollars. There is an old man on the street crying in the street. Ill take it to him! Dad: OK! Well, good boy, so little compassion, good, come, take the money, um... What do you call the old man, NULL? Xiao Bao: hes calling ice cream! Ice cream! One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, how much is 1+1? Xiao Ming said, I dont know.! The teacher said, go home and ask the parents.. Xiao Ming went home and asked his father. Daddy is looking at the stock, Xiao Ming said. How much is Dad 1+1? Its gone up.. Xiao Ming asked his mother again. Mother was reading a book and said, Clinton!. Xiao Ming went to ask grandpa again. Grandpa was singing and said, move on!! Move forward! Xiao Ming asked his brother is eating ice cream and said: good ah! Xiao Ming asked his sister again. My sister is dating, say, honey, lets go together.! On the second day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, how much is 1+1?. Xiao Ming said, its gone up.! The teacher said angrily, who told you that?! Clinton, said Xiao ming! The teacher said to Xiao Ming, stand behind.! Xiao Ming said, move on!! Move forward! After class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, whats the taste like? Xiao Ming said, its so cool.! The teacher said, go to my office.! Xiao Ming said, dear, lets go together.! The two children were talking; A child said: Zhang aunts belly is now a big change!! Mom said she was pregnant with the child, but the girl is pregnant. The secon