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经典搞笑语句精选（Classic funny sentences） 1. students of physical education, the teacher said loudly off! As a result, a male student immediately, and then put a tree next to the arms. There are 2. students writing always used to onomatopes beginning, for example winter winter winter, a drum came, La La La, a song came and so on, it is no its people first heard the sound, cold! 3., I went out to play with my classmate or someone. His valve core was broken. I pulled it out and put it on him. We rode home happily together. Feng ah! 4. Games 100 meters finally began, the students just like a runaway wild dog ran out. 5. the PLAs uncle crawled along like a green green worm crawling on the ground. 6. I died in the classroom...... My brother is new a shaved head, like a small bald ass like Shaolin Temple...... 7. my lovely sister wrote in elementary school, I sweep the floor of my classroom as clean as my face.! The teacher looked at her face and said, do you think your face is clean? 8. flags float on the playground. Young men and women throw darts. You dart, I dart. The belly is full of the belly! 9. when I was in primary school, I was used to writing good people and good deeds. So someone always writes and finds the money. So, people have to exaggerate their merits, write picked up 100 million yuan in the park, is 10 yuan, the thickness of a Chinese book (the fourth grade of) so thick, the teacher read it on the spot, the classmate estimation is huge cold. 10., the old woman took out four yuan 500 yuan. Its not from the peoples Bank of China, is it? 11. I have a classmate, he is not tall, not short, more than 1 meters, 76 meters, 1 meters, 78 below....... Even junior high school classmates works... 12. classical sentences, everyone wrote: todays weather is good, clear sky, thousands of white clouds floating in the sky....... 13. primary school teacher, half of the proposition composition: my XXX literally write people write things, and the results of my class classmate composi