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一些超级搞笑的句子(Some super funny sentences)
一些超级搞笑的句子(Some super funny sentences)
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Some super funny sentences 2011-01-27 17:361, I scold you even, than I hit you, just know me but.
2. Every day, I make a circle on my calendar. By Sunday, that day I had become the ellipsis.
3, lovers eventually became slaves, real people will find a way.
4. Galvanized coffins are of course durable, but wooden coffins are good for your health.
5 Xiao Ming asked his father to tell him a story. Dad said, do you want to hear long or short? Xiao Ming: long?! Dad: Once upon a time, a fly was buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, humming, humming, humming, humming, humming... Xiao Ming: Dad, you should say something short! Dad: Once upon a time there was a fly, hum, pa!
6, hot pot city in order to attract business, in the billboard wrote such a sentence: self help pot, each 30 yuan, height 1 meters below the children free of charge.. Kindergarten aunt looked very excited, she carries 30 yuan, led the class of 50 children came to the hot pot city
7, a little friend asked a rich man: Sir, why are you so rich? Man said: when I was young I like to tell you what is not, my father gave me an apple, so I put the apple to sell, use the money to buy two apples, and then sell to buy four apples. The child mused and said, Sir, I seem to understand..
You know your sister, said the rich man. Then my father died, and I inherited all his inheritance..
8,
When a loyal party died, God refused to accept the souls of atheists in heaven and sent him to hell. A month later, the sweat ran: you put the man away, he almost all my kid had evolved into the young pioneers!
God will accept, after a month, the yama gloatingly asked God: ho
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