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五百强急转弯（Five hundred sharp bend） 1. why bats often upside down? Because it has a droopy stomach. 2. a train from a to B will take 6 hours to reach, now running for 3 hours, the train should now be in what place? On the rails. 3. ah, the younger brother finished breakfast, with a big steamed bread to squat toilet, why come out after the steamed bread, leaving only half? He forgot to bring toilet paper. 4. why everyone says little eat flesh does not spit out the bones? Because he ate a dough. 5. why? Brother opened a military vehicle, met cross road, never stop. He used to drive a train. 6., under what circumstances, one plus one is definitely not equal to two? A large glass of water added to a pound of flour will only add up to a piece of dough. 7. why do vampires never drink fruit juice or vegetable juice? Afraid of the cross in the juice. 8. male crab drink for fear of wife blame it some cologne in the body, and after gargle before going home, but did not enter the house, all the way was at the door of the wife found it drunk again, why? Because he walked straight back. 9. to test English Abbey he heard the Buddha Buddha mountain tomorrow he quickly up to burn incense and pray, pray that he passed the exam tomorrow, and the next day English or fail, why? Because the Buddha can not understand English, can not cross it! 10. a man meets 10 lions on his way home. May I ask what he will become? Ten lions shit. 11. what do you do when your girlfriend is always pestering you for the stars in the sky? Give her a hard blow and ask her if she wants the moon 12. do you have a dentist first or have a toothache first? Greenflies 13. cosmetics make a womans face beautiful, but who will make the face ugly??? The paying man 14. Jing Wong is a polite person, but when someone knocks at the door, he doesnt invite others in? Hes in the bathroom 15. whats the most painful thing about birds??? Can not ascend to heaven after death 16., Jing Wong took 100 yuan to the store to buy 75 yuan o