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程序员笑话（Programmer jokes） Joke 1: Programmers wish One day, a programmer saw God God: boy, I can meet you with a wish Programmer: I hope the Chinese national team can get into the world cup again God: this ah, this is not easy ah, you say the next one?! Programmer: Well, my next wish is to rest for more than 6 hours a day God: let the Chinese national team play in the world cup Joke two: an efficient programmer When the end of the world is 5 minutes away Programmer: lets do something at the last minute! Girlfriend: Well, lets do it for the last time! Programmer: what about the rest of 4 minutes and 50 seconds? Joke three: development time Project Manager: if I give you one more person, when will it be completed? Programmer: 3 months! Project Manager: how about two? Programmer: 1 months! Project Manager: what about 100? Programmer: 1 years! Project Manager: what about 10000? Programmer: then I will never finish the task Joke four: love view Love is a cycle of death, once carried out, it gets stuck. Falling in love with a person is memory leaking you can never release it. When you really love someone, its a constant limit. It never changes. A girlfriend is a private variable that can only be called by my class. A lover is a pointer; you must pay attention to it when you use it, or you will cause great disaster. Joke five: Womens articles Some women are Windows, although very good, but the security risks are too great. Some women are MFC, she is very good condition, but not everyone can play. Some women are C#. They are beautiful, but they dont work well. Some women are C++, she will silently do a lot of things for you. Some women are the compilation, although very troublesome, but sometimes have to ask it. Some women are SQL, she will bring great help for your development. And his girlfriend for more than two months, listlessness, sallow. The family introduced a girl yesterday with her blind date. The girl was so pretty and always so mean that I decided to make an excep