2011年儿童笑话全集最新版（2011 childrens jokes, the latest edition）.doc

2011年儿童笑话全集最新版（2011 childrens jokes, the latest edition） 2011 childrens jokes, the latest edition Teacher: Lili, your fault is the misnomer.. Now, take a test. Please describe me in a word. Im so happy. Lili: the teacher is has nothing to regret in life. A student of class always want to play, the eyes could not go to the playground at the teacher scolded, he said: you ah, people in the classroom, in the heart of the playground, how can I do that? The student listened and said, teacher, let me go to the playground, and leave my heart in the classroom, will you? Teacher: class, please remain absolutely quiet now, so quiet that you can even hear a pin drop on the ground.. After a while, everything quieted down, and a boy screamed, throw the needle.! The teacher asked the student, how did you do your exam results as well as you played basketball? Student: teacher, there are people working together on the basketball court, but there is no one to cooperate on the examination room.! One day, the school invited parents to visit the class, the first class in the morning, the students say hello to the teacher, said: teacher, early.. The teacher thought that the student should also say hello to the parents present, and said: and what about the parents? Before the students had time to respond, the parents stood up and said, teacher, early.. The two teachers were talking about their students. One of them said, yesterday, a student came to school without washing his face, and I drove him home.. Another teacher appreciated it very much. He said, its a good idea. He must have been clean enough to come to school today.! Where did the class wash off today?! Mom, did the teacher praise me at the parents meeting? She asked. No, I havent heard your name for a long time.. Mother answered. Did the teacher say wait after reading his classmates name? Yes.. Mom answers. Didnt that praise me? Im just waiting! Xiaohua said. A professor is always absent-minded, not lost his glasses box, is to