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妙人妙语（Wonderful people wit） A young woman accidentally fell in the trash, garbage, addlebrained pending up, a junk man pulled up in his arms, the old man said: the city is a waste, such a good woman: Zhang Gelin. Source: Zhang Gelin campus blog Jun: a young woman @ fox hidden garbage, accidentally fell in the garbage, addlebrained pending up, a junk man pulled up in his arms, the old man said: the city is a waste, such a good woman say do not do Lead a son to play truant and tell lies. For this reason, leaders buy a lie detector robot at a high price. Is a day late. Father: where have you been? F: library. A robot Pakistan slapped the past. Son: I went to my classmates home to see porn. Father: How dare you! I have never seen such a big thing. The robot slapped his father. Mother angrily said the father: Hell, so harsh to his son. How do you say hes your own?! Pa! The robot gave his mother a big slap in the face! (via:@) China has opened the gap between rich and poor in the capitalist world for hundreds of years in 30 years. (via, @ariosty) @ sleepy little devil fish: the police caught a man stealing lobster, man: what are you saying? These two lobsters are my pets. I took them out for a walk! Police: bullshit! Man: really, they love to swim in the sea, as long as I whistled, will swim back! Police: Id like to have a look here. So the man threw two lobsters into the sea. Policeman: I see how you call your pet lobster back. Man: lobster? What lobster? 30 academicians, 150 global behavioral scientists, 500 psychologists, 800 masters, 1500 priests, 4000 priests, after 1820 days of research, finally able to break Foxconn chain jumping spell to win: cover cottage @Edourdoo: walking into science has finally uncovered the mystery of Shennongjia savages - a group of Chinese people who cannot afford to buy a house! Two children fight in Changan Avenue, a son said: you wait, my father is sensitive words.. The other children listen to a smile: you are a cow, a fart, your father