搞笑英语新闻.ppt

部分新闻纯属虚构， 如有雷同， 那不可能！ Today is Jan. 6,2015, it is 17 days before winter holiday. The main content of todays news is: 1.Some fragment of the TV drama WU MEINIANG was deleted 2.Where is Jinzhengens eyebrows 3.Some funny pictures 今天是2015年1月6日，距离放假还有17天。这次新闻联播的主要内容有： 1.《武媚娘》回归，遭删减 2.金正恩的眉毛去哪了 3.恶搞小笼女图片 funny pictures todays news report come to an end, see you next.今天的新闻播报结束了，下期见。 Part of the news is fiction,if the same,that is impossible  Ladies and gentlemen ，good morning.Welcome to the da zhonghua cctv news. 女士们先生们，早上好。欢迎收看大中华新闻联播。 Thanks kangshuaifu noodles, wahaha yingyangzhixian, yueliyue ,haoniu suansuanru for the support to our programs.感谢康帅傅方便面，哇哈哈营养直线，粤利粤饼干，豪牛酸酸乳对本节目的大力支持。 Please see the detailed report 下面请看详细报道 Since the TV drama WUMEINIANGbroadcast, it is high in the ratings . But this play also attracted a lot of controversy. At the night of December 27th, the TV play was suddenly stopped broadcasting.Some fragment of the TV drama WU MEINIANG was deleted. 《武媚娘传奇》自开播以来收视居高不下， 其中的大尺度胸戏更是引来议论声一片。 12月27日晚，《武媚娘传奇》突然遭遇停 播，在停播的四天中，片方只能重新剪裁 原有画面。 The actress Fanbingbing said Who wants to wear the crown, Bear the crown 范冰冰曾更新微博“欲戴皇冠，必承其重”疑是回应。 contrast 对比 South Koreas supreme leader Jinzhengen has just published the 2015 New Years speech. But everyone was asking where are his eyebrows. 朝鲜最高领导人金正恩刚刚发表了 2015 年新年致辞，但是看完后，大家都在问他的眉毛哪儿去了?