《Frinds老友记》第3季中英文对照完整剧本308 The One With The.docVIP

308 The One With The Giant Poking Device 308 戳他一下Scene: Monica and Rachels Phoebe Chandler and Ross are there Rachel isserving brownies. 菲比，来Rachel: Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade 谁要吃我的特制布朗尼brownies 我要一块Chandler: I will have one. Ross and him both take one. 算了，不要了Phoebe takes a bite and spits it out and screams. 不是，是我牙痛Chandler: Okay Im not gonna have one. 好，我要一块Ross: Neither will I. they both put back the brownies. 你要找牙医吗Phoebe: No no its just my tooth. 我认识一个好医生Chandler: All right Ill have one. he and Ross take another brownie 谢了，我也认识一个。Ross: So whats a matter you need a dentist Ive got a good one. 只是我不能见他Phoebe: No thanks I have a good one too. I just I I cant see him. 这就是隐形牙医的问题Chandler: See that is the problem with invisible dentists. 你为什么不能去找他Ross: Why Why cant you go to him 因为我每次去看牙医，Phoebe: Because every time I go to the dentist somebody dies. 就会有人死Chandler: That is so weird because every time I go to the dentist I look down 真诡异，我每次去看牙医the hygienists blouse. 都会偷看医生的胸口Rachel: Phoebe what Umm...what …什么Phoebe: Yeah yeah first there was my aunt Mary and then there was umm 第一次是玛丽阿姨John my mailman and then my my cowboy friend Albino Bob. 然后是我的邮差约翰Rachel: And all these people actually died 然后是我的牛仔朋友Phoebe: Yes while I was in the chair Thats why I take such good care of my 艾拜诺巴伯teeth now yknow its not about oral hygiene I floss to save lives 这些人真的都死了Ross: Pheebs come on you didnt kill anybody these people just happened to 对，当我坐在诊疗椅上时die when you went to the dentist. Its its its just ah a coincidence. 所以我都自己保健牙齿，Phoebe: Well tell that to them. Oh You cant their dead. 不是为了口腔卫生Opening Credits 我用牙线是为了救人Scene: Central Perk Ross Rachel and Phoebe are there. 拜托，你没有杀人Ross: Thanks Gunther. takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up 只是这些人死的时候，and kisses him to Rachel Hey to Gunther Umm can I get a napkin too 你刚好去看牙医Gunther: Oh like you dont already have everything. 这只是巧合Phoebe: trying to bite into an apple Ow Ow drops the apple in di