《Frinds老友记》第4季中英文对照完整剧本：409 The One Where They’re Gonna PARTY（ 2013高考）.doc

409 The One Where They’re Gonna PARTY [Scene: Outside Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are showing everyone the van they bought for the catering business. It’s an old Dodge van, that has a cartoon woman riding on a dragon painted on the side of it.] Phoebe: Okay! Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.) Chandler: Our eyes are closed and we’re about to cross the street. Very good. Phoebe: Okayyyyy, open up! (They open their eyes and are stunned at the van.) Ross: What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin van! Phoebe: Yeah, it’s for our catering business! Joey: I think I know that girl. Monica: All right, umm, we’re not gonna really keep it this way though. Rachel: No? Phoebe: No, we’re gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette. Rachel: Oh! Phoebe: And also, we don’t know what to do with this. (She turns on a switch and the girl’s nipples light up.) Joey: Oh yeah, I definitely know her. OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Monica and Rachels, the gang is all there.] Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything? Phoebe: Oh sure, Cilantro Larry. Monica: Well, I’m gonna fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter. Monica: Wow, Monica! What an amazing opportunity to influence… dozens of people. Phoebe: How could you say yes, what about our catering business? Monica: Oh no-no-no, it’s only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a lot of free dinners. All: Yay!! Phoebe: Oh, in that case—(hops up and down in joy)—Yay! (Monica looks confused) That was me hopping on board. Monica: Oh. Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party? Ross: I don’t know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers, but there’s this thing about bumblebees on The Discovery Channel that I was planning to watch. Chandler: No-no, I don’t think you heard me. Are you ready to part