《Frinds老友记》第4季中英文对照完整剧本：415 The One With All The Rugby（ 2013高考）.doc

415 The One With All The Rugby [Scene: A beauty parlour, Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure (Does that scare you that I know those terms?? Well, it scares me.).] Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Im getting my nails done!? And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is.? Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here! Rachel: Chandler, there’s a guy right over there. (Points to the counter) Chandler: That’s a mailman! That’s our mailman! (Waves to the mailman) (Sarcastic) Hi. How are ya? Rachel: Chandler, don’t worry! This doesn’t make you any less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off. Chandler: Hey, you know who used to have nails like that? Rachel: Hmm. Woman: OH…MY…GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. It’s Janice.) OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joeys erm, Monica and Rachels, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter. Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door.] Monica: Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do? Joey: Ohh, Nothing. Monica: Didn’t it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did? Joey: I know what it did! Nothing. Monica: They wouldn’t have put it there if it didn’t do something! How can you not care? Joey: Like this. (Shrugs) Rachel: Well, here’s another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does? Joey: Sure! It flushes it. Rachel: Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it? Chandler: (entering, with Janice in tow) Hello! Joey: Hey! (Sees Janice.) Ah!! (Janice screams in surprise.) Rachel: Guess who we ran into today?! Monica: Janice?! Chandler: Isn’t this amazing? Monica: How have you been? Janice: Oh well, I’m divorced. Phoebe: Ohhh, wow. J