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　　A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,Get the kid. 　　忠告“年轻者” 【外语@教育网】 　　这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话， 　　千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。” 趣味英语之医生住在楼下 2011-3-2 13:56　　 【大 中 小】【打印】【我要纠错】【加入收藏】 ????导语：医生怎么会住在楼下呢？大家一定很好奇吧，来看看本文的故事到底是怎么回事。 　　????? The doctor lives downstairs 　　　　Doctor, she said loudly, bouncing into the room, I want you to say frankly whats wrong with me. 　　　　He surveyed her from head to foot. Madam, he said at length, Ive just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, Im an artist——the doctor lives downstairs. 　　　　医生住在楼下【外语@教育网】 　　　　“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。 　　　　“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。” 　　　　他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。” 趣味英语之狗也知道这个谚语吗 2011-3-2 13:48　　 【大 中 小】【打印】【我要纠错】【加入收藏】 ????导语：狗也知道“谚语”？小朋友们一定想不到吧，来看看文章吧。 　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 　　Its all right, said a gentleman, dont be afraid. Dont you know the proverb: Barking dogs dont bite? 　　Ah, yes, answered the little boy. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too? 　　狗也知道这个谚语吗？ 【外语@教育网】 　　一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 　　“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’” 　　“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？” 趣味英语之逻辑推理 2011-3-2 13:43　　 【大 中 小】【打印】【我要纠错】【加入收藏】 ????导语：小朋友都上过逻辑推理课吧？那我们就一起来看看这则有趣的英语故事吧。 　　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. 　　Here is the situation, she said. a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin 　　g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he cant swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank? 【外语教育@网】 　　A girl raised her hand and asked, to