Love and Other Drugs《爱情与灵药》01.docxVIP

本片段剧情：杰米出身医药世家，他最近丢掉了电子产品销售员的工作，想转行做医药代表。对杰米这个在女人堆中左右逢源的花花公子来说，年薪十万且泡妞机会多多的医药销售行当，显然是更适合他恣意发挥的领域。这天晚饭时，一家人就杰米的决定争吵了起来。精彩对白Father: Why dont you tell Daddy what a downtown Chicago hospital is really like?Helen: Patient brought in with chills, nausea, ischemia, clearly in shock.Father: Did you do a CBC?Helen: Excuse me, our protocols didnt exist when you went to medical school.Father: Oh! Yes, Ive been under a rock these past 30 years.Helen: How many transdermal intubations have you personally done?Father: My dear, I teach medicine. I no longer sully my hands touching actual patients.Josh: Touch patients? Why would anybody want to do that?Helen: You are not allowed in this conversation.Josh: Excuse me. Ive helped more patients than you ever will.Helen: Can I pour this drink on your head?Josh: What is wrong with getting rich? God only knows you cant do that in medicine anymore.Father: Hes right about that!Helen: Dont help him justify his laziness.Josh: I already justified my laziness. Its called $35 million on my first IPO.Helen: Jamie, help me.Jamie: Hes a geek who got lucky.Helen: And hell always be a geek.Josh: Yeah? Well, this geek is taking back your shares.Jamie: I dont blame you.Father: The profession was ruined when they let women in.Helen: Im killing both of you.Mother: Im also killing all of you if you dont get in there and sit down.Nancy: And we get to keep all the shares.Father: All right.Nancy: Jamie! Father: To the sale of Joshs company! Whatever the hell it does.Mother: Long live medical software.Josh: And med school dropouts everywhere.Helen: Youd better give some of this money away, thats all I have to say.Josh: Not gonna happen.Nancy: Jamie, what are you up to these days?Mother: Jamies selling high-end stereo equipment.Josh: Not anymore.Mother: What do you mean?Josh: Well, lets just say Jamie had a falling out with management.Nancy: I thought you were in real estate.Jamie: I am looking for other opportunities.Josh: Were living through the greatest crea