b4Unit-3-Using-Language-A-taste-of-English-humour--高中教育精选.pptVIP

/soft/ vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity Unit 3 A taste of English Humour Using Language Reading and speaking * /soft/ scdsfefergreryh tongue twisters pun riddles jokes * /soft/ scdsfefergreryh Tongue Twisters 1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can? 2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I wont wish the wish you wish to wish. 你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？ 我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦中的梦想。 * /soft/ scdsfefergreryh Pun A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tyred. Riddles 1. What kind of dog can never bite and bark? hot dog 2. What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? * /soft/ scdsfefergreryh 1. Policeman: You can’t park here. Driver: Why can’t I? Policeman: Read the sigh there. Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so I parked. Jokes “Fine for Parking * /soft/ scdsfefergreryh 2. Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring? Boy: Of course. What’s your telephone number? 3. Daughter: Auntie kissed me this morning, Mum! Mum: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face. ring back * /soft/ scdsfefergreryh /soft/ vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity vcbnvnvbmnnbmb oiiuouiouyity