[法律资料]破产姐妹 双语剧本 第一季 第16集.doc

 PAGE \* MERGEFORMAT 51一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记. 破产姐妹 第一季 第十六集 感谢天天美剧提供字幕, Max, Caroline, I have an announcement Max Caroline 我要宣布个事儿 Youre actually much shorter and are walking on stilts? 宣布以前你是穿着高跷 其实你更矮吗 Ive made a special menu for tomorrows Valentines night dinner 我为明晚的情人节晚餐做了一个特别菜谱 Han, thats so romantic Han 你太浪漫啦 Yeah, romantic and wrong 哼 是错误的浪漫 This place isnt When Harry met Sally 这里不是Harry和Sally 相遇的地方 [When Harry Met Sally 是一部电影] Its When Harry met Salmonella 而是Harry感染沙门氏菌的地方 Max, Club Sandwich Max 总汇三明治 And heads up, I lost a band-aid 注意点哦 我丢了个创口贴 Theme menu means I can charge one bigger price 主题菜单意味着我可以多收钱 like in top restaurant 像高级饭店一样的收费标准 See, prick fix 看到没 合痂菜单 Oh Han, its pronounced prix fixe Han 应该说成定价菜单 Have you seen our chef? Its definitely prick fix 刚你没听大厨说掉了创口贴吗 当然是合痂 Tomorrow night, Cupid will come to Williamsburg diner 明晚丘比特会降临咱们店 Didnt have the heart to tell him: Cupid is dead 真不忍心告诉他丘比特已经死了 Yup, hit by a mack truck crossing the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway 他在横穿布鲁克林到皇后区的高速公路时被卡车撞了 His fat diapered baby ass splattered all over the windshield 他那个裹着尿布的肥屁股溅了我一挡风玻璃 I love Valentines Day 我爱死情人节了 Thats your reaction? I killed Cupid. 你就这反应吗 我干掉了丘比特诶 Youre either romantic or not, 你浪漫或者不浪漫 Im not even gonna try to convince you 我都不会想要去说服你 Oh he is dead, and the proof... 哦 他是真的死了 证据就是 When is the last time you knew anyone who fell in love? 你难道知道上次有人坠入爱河是什么时候 Real love, like Ice loves Coco 像Ice爱Coco那样的真爱[Ice和Coco是真人秀里面的一对恩爱夫妻] How about them? 他们怎样 Theyve been holding hands and romantic whispering all night 他们一整晚都紧握双手 浪漫低语 Their romantic whispering goes like this 他们的浪漫低语是这样的 I own nipple clamps 我有乳头夹 Plink, Cupid is not dead 叮铃 丘比特没有死 Plink, there goes his little arrow 叮铃 爱神之箭来了 Plink, plink 叮铃 叮铃 Clamp, ouch, clamp, ouch 我夹 哎呦 我夹 哎呦 Clamp clamp, ouch ouch 我夹 我夹 哎呦 哎呦 本字幕仅供学习交流 严禁用于商业用途 =======