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Who Is Talking
An army general telephoned to his unit in another place wanting to speak to someone. He said, Hello! There was a soldier, playing like a sergeant or something, at the other end of the line. He didnt recognize the voice of the high general commander in chief. He said, Hello! Are you okay? Are you all right? Whats up, doc? We should go out drinking again sometime. All right? So the general shouts at the top of his voice, Do you know who are you talking with? Shut up! Suddenly, it was quiet for a long time at the other end of the line. Then he asked, Who is it? Whos speaking? The General said, Im the General, Commander in Chief of your unit. There was a longer pause, greater silence; and the other end said, Do you recognize whos speaking to you also? The General said, No, who are you? The soldier said, Oh, very lucky for me that you didnt! Good bye! When was Rome built
Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher: Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasnt built in a day. Kid and Wolf
A Kid was perched up on the top of a horse, and looking down saw a Wolf passing under him. Immediately he began to revile and attack his enemy. Murderer and thief, he cried what do you here near honest folks, horses? How dare you make an appearance where your vile deeds are known? Curse away, my young friend, said the Wolf. It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. criticize
One American came to Russia to have a look and visit. And there he saw all the secret police, and the people were scared and didnt smile. (That was before; I dont know how it is now.) So the American said, Whats wrong? He said to his friend, Whats that? You dare not say anything. In America, we can criticize the president and government anytime we want. We are free to criticize them anytime, about anything. So the Russian friend said, Yeah, here were also free to criticize the American government and its president any time.
【历史上的今天:8月03】
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