老友记英文剧本Friends - 1x18 - All The Poker文档.docVIP

The One With All The Poker Written by: Jeffrey Astrof and Mike Sikowitz. .Transcribed by: Dan Silverstein. Special thanks to Nancy Brown, who pointed out that crudites is not French. :) (The whole gang is helping Rachel mail out resumes while whistling the theme from The Bridge on the River Kwai.) Ross: Uh, Rach, were running low on resumes over here. Monica: Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics? Chandler: Well, if youre gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for. Rachel: Hey, look, you guys, Im going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. Im sick of the lousy tips, Im sick of being called Excuse me... Ross: Rach, did you proofread these? Rachel: Uh... yeah, why? Ross: Uh, nothing, Im sure theyll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills. Rachel: (upset) Oh my Goood! Oh, do you think its on all of them? Joey: Oh no, Im sure the Xerox machine caught a few. Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table. Rachel is working. Monica and Phoebe enter.] Monica: Hey, guys. Chandler and Ross: Hey. Rachel: Hey... hi, ladies... uh, can I get you anything? (to Monica, quietly): Did you bring the mail? Monica: Lots of responses. Rachel: (to Monica): Really? (out loud): Sure, we have scones left! (to Monica): OK, read them to me. Phoebe: (reading): Dear Ms. Green, thank you for your inquiry, however... oh... (crumples up letter) Rachel: (out loud): We have apple cinnamon... Monica: (reading): OK... Dear Ms. Green... yeah... yeah... yeah... No. (crumpes up letter) Phoebe: Wow! Rachel: What? Phoebe: (reading): Your Visa bill is huge! Rachel: (grabs the bill) Give me that! (Camera cuts to Chandler and Ross at table.) Chandler: You know, I cant believe you. Linda is so great! Why wont you go out with her again? Ross: I dont know. Chandler: Is this still about her whole The Flintstones couldve really happened thing? Ross: No, its not just that. Its just—I want someone who... who does somethin