英语六人小品三顾茅庐.ppt

诸葛亮：（小七） 管家：饰 张飞：饰 关羽：饰 刘备：饰 旁白： Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. Zhu Ge liang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliangs? thatched cottage three times? and? wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. Zhu Geliang is walking around the house 诸葛亮：布朗，教室太脏了。打扫一下！ Bulang，this classroom is so dirty，please clean it！ 刘：饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙 A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life. 刘：嗯？没点着 En? It dosen’t burn on. 张飞：凑合着吧，老师不让抽烟 Sorry，we can only has this.We can’t smoke in the classroom! 关羽：此番前来，定要邀请的卧龙先生 We must invite Mr.Zhu Geliang! 张飞：必须的，老曹太欺负人了 Certainly, Mr.Cao bully us too much. 刘备：按老规矩来！ According to our custom！ 关羽：OK. 张飞：No problem. 三人来到门前，石头剪子布 诸葛亮：Bu lang, go to open the door. 管家：Heng!(哼) 管家：?????(发音a ni ha sai yao~~~，中文意思：你好) 刘备：Can you speak English? 关羽：Can you speak Chinese? 张飞：Can you speak Japanese? 刘备：Spanish? 关羽：Congolese?(刚果语) 张飞：Egyptian?（古埃及语） 管家：Shut up! Who are you? 刘备：I’m Liubei. 关羽：I’m Guanyu. 张飞：I’m Sorry. 管家：你们怎么来的啊？（你们带什么了么？） What do you three take to come here? 张飞：骑马来的啊 Riding a horse ,of course. 管家：…… （管家关门） 刘备：oh, he said the money！！ The three brothers come to the stage, with gifts in Zhangfei and Guanyu’s hand 关羽猥琐的说:这次应该可以了吧 I think we’ll manage it this time. 张飞：啥啊，如果你不是拉着我，老子一嗓子吼死他 What? If you don’t pull me,I would easily kill him with my strong throat! 刘备：行了，行了，我们来干啥来了,稍息。。。立正。。。 Stop,stop,What are we doing here? At ease!—Attention! 刘备：都给我机灵点 You two! Be clever this time! 屋子中……（诸葛亮和管家正喝酒，诸葛亮哼着歌，他两个喝醉了） 诸葛亮：MY　GOD！！上天你为什么这么惩罚我 My God!! Why do you punish me?! 管家：老大别难过，班长不也没过吗 Don’t be sad,my boss. As I know,our monitor does’t pass the examina