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奥巴马竞选幽默集锦 奥巴马笑成他的名字“Barack”在斯瓦西里语中就是“That One”的意思。 Now, because he knows that his economic theories dont work, hes been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately hes called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I dont know whats next. By the end of the week hell be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. --on John McCains attacks, Raleigh, North Carolina, Oct. 29, 2008 But I have to say tonights venue isnt really what Im used to. I was originally told wed be able to move this outdoors to Yankee Stadium, and can somebody tell me what happened to the Greek columns that I requested? --at the Al Smith Dinner Poking fun at Sarah Palin: I do love the Waldorf-Astoria, though. You know, I hear that from the doorstep you can see all the way to the Russian tea room. --at the Al Smith Dinner On his image: Who is Barack Obama? Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth. Many of you know that I got my name, Barack, from my father. What you may not know is Barack is actually Swahili for That One. And I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didnt think Id ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, its possible that Im a little too awesome. --at the Al Smith Dinner Yesterday, John McCain actually said that if hes president that hell take on, and I quote, the old boys network in Washington. Now Im not making this up. This is somebody whos been in Congress for twenty-six years, who put seven of the most powerful Washington lobbyists in charge of his campaign. And now he tells us that hes the one whos gonna to take on the old boys network. The old boys network? In the McCain