英语冷笑话.pptVIP

　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmothers loving arms. 　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. 　　Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry? 　　Cry? John asked. No, I didnt cry, but the teacher did! 　　 　　六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。 　　约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？” 　　“哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。” my little dog cant read 　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! 　　Mrs. Brown: Its no use, my little dog cant read. 布朗夫人：哦， 　　亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 　　史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 　　布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” meet When the young waitress in the café in Toms building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, Are you single? ?　　Why, yes, Tom replied, smiling at her broadly. 　　So is my mom, she said. Would you like to meet her? 在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋，那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有些受宠若惊，因为这位小姐看上去至少比他年轻15岁。一天她又对汤姆招手并示意汤姆过去。于是汤姆走了过去。她问道，“您现在是单身吗？” “对，是单身，”汤姆满脸堆笑的说。 “我母亲也是，”她说，“您愿不愿意见见她？” Bring me the winner 　-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. 　　-- Im sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. 　　-- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 　　-- 服务员， 　　这个龙虾只有一只爪。 　　-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。 　　-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。 * But the teacher cried *