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Dont bother me 别烦我 One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighbor-hood when he was going home from his office. ? He noticed that the boy seemed to have fought with other boys. He kindly said: Why do you have a black eye, little man? I am sorry to see that? ? Unexpectedly the boy replied angrily: Dont bother me. You go home to feel sorry for your own little boy-he has got two! ? 有一天一个好心的人下班回家时，在他居住的小区里碰到一个神色慌张的小男孩。 ? 他注意到这个孩子像是刚和别的孩子打过架，就亲切的对他说：“小家伙，你怎么会有个黑眼眶呀？看到你这样，我很为你难过？” ? 不料这个小男孩竟然气冲冲地回答说：“别烦我。你回家去为你自己的小男孩难过吧。他有两个黑眼眶。” Naive reasoning 天真的推理 A man was telling a story to his son