警察与赞美诗 剧本.pptVIP

Police: Listening to the anthem? Soapy: Why yes, I’m just standing here and listening to the anthem. What else am I supposed to do in such damn cold night? Police: Well, God knows what you are doing. Criminals are everywhere these days. Wait a second…Aren’t you the one who claimed to break the window? I remember you quite well… Soapy: I’m…I’m innocent…I mean, I wasn’t intended to break it…Look, sir, I gotta go… Police: Stay with me! We are gonna have a good talk back to the police station.  Soapy: Please let me go, I don’t wanna go to jail, I wanna start afresh…Please!.... The End Thanks ! 演职人员：Soapy:王宇 Guard:叶承林Waitress:何虹建 Dumber:高杰亮 Police:李茗君 Prostitute:陈唯 Directors:刘璐莹 谭皓月 S:Well...I....me...eh...What I want..... P: Foolish! I know what you want! No hurry, we’ll keep walking and talk....Just don’t look at that ass! Yes, like this, like brother and sister....Yes! If that ass doubts, I’ll say you are my long lost cousin... S: But....I’m...I... P: Don’t be shy! Are you new? You are on the right track! Just go to your place, as you said, perhaps we can have a platonic intercourse, right?! S: Than...Thanks...Bu...But ...I...I’d better go now...I just have some other affairs.... P: What?! Don’t go! The price we can bargain later! Just don’t go!! S: No, no, no....Please! Don’t come close! I’ll call the police! No! Help! P: You such a lying ass!! Don’t run! I’m excellent! Trust me!! Scene Three 这时。。。 调戏别人不成反被调戏的索比好不容易擺脫了那位美女的纠缠，肚子指引着他走进一家饭店，坐在椅子上时，索比突然有了一个主意。 Soapy: What a world! Ladies take the first step now... A Bawang Dinner, plus making some trouble, isnt this the shining road towards Fox River? Hey, waitress, bring me the menu~ Waitress：Can I help you, sir? Soapy：I hear your restaurant features beautiful waitresses, why comes an old granny? Where have all the young girls gone? Waitress：Im terribly sorry, sir. Because of the economic crisis, the young girls are laid off to reduce the