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【 IT狂人第一季第1期 】 Hope this doesnt embarrass you Jen, but I found the best thing to do with the new employee is to size them up with a long hard stare. 希望你不要感到尴尬，珍。因为我发现考量新员工最好的办法就是用眼睛紧紧地盯着他。 So!?So.?First?day!?Yes! 那么！怎样。第一天上班？没错！ Scary...??Yes...?Dont?be?scared!?Oh?Im?not?really scared. 害怕吧？是...别怕！其实我也不是很怕。 You?should?be!?Well?Im?a?little?bit?scared.?What?Dont?be! 应该怕！我确实有点小怕啦。啥？别怕！ Make?up?your?mind! 你到底想怎样。 So?here?you?are! 好吧你说！ Yes.?Im?really?looking?forward?to...Getting?to?grips?with?the... 其实，我很希望能...认真做好... Im?gonna?put?you?in?I.T.?Because?you?said?on?your?CV?you?had?a?lot?of? experience?with computers. 我决定把你安排在?IT部门。因为你在简历里说你在电脑方面很有经验。 I?did?say?that?on?my?CV,?yes.?I?have?lots?of?experience?with?the?whole... computer...thing,?you know. 我的确在简历里提过，没错。我有着丰富的经验，关于整体的...电脑的... 事儿。 Emails..sending?emails,?receiving?emails,?deleting?emails...I?could?go?on.?Do! 例如电子邮件...发邮件，收邮件，删邮件...除此之外我还会很多。那接着说！ The?Web...Using?mouse...mices?...using?mice.?Clicking...double?clicking...the? computer?screen?of course,?the?keyboard... 我会上网... 点鼠标 ...各种鼠标。单击...双击...当然还有显示器、键盘... The?bit?that?goes?on?the?floor?down?there...?The?hard?drive??Correct. 那边安在地板上的叫什么来着...硬盘吗？就是它。 Aha!?Well,?you?certainly?seem?to?know?your?stuff. 啊哈！看来你对你的专业非常熟悉。 That?settles.?Got?a?good?feeling?about?you?Jen!?And?they?need?a?new?manager.就这么定了。对你的感觉很不错啊，珍！那边正好缺个新经理。 Oh?fantastic!?So...the?people?Ill?be?working?with,?whatre?they?like? 太好了！那...要跟我一起工作的同事，他们怎么样？ Standard?nerds! 标准的书呆子！ 【 IT狂人第一季第2期 】 Hello?I.T. ??Have?you?tried?turning?it?off?and?on again? 你好，IT部。试过关机重启吗？ OK,?well,?the?button?on?the?side,?is?it?glowing? 好，边上的钮亮不亮？ Yeah,?you?need?to?turn?it?on!?The?button,?turns?it on? ! 对，你需要先按键开机！就是那个钮，按下去了吗？ Yeah...You...Yeah...You?do?know?how?a?button works,?dont?you??No,?not?on?clothes! 是...你...对...你知道怎么按按钮吧，不是吗？不是衣服上的纽扣！（button=按钮=纽扣） Hello,?I.T. ??Yeah??Have?you?tried?forcing?an?unexpected?reboot? 你好，IT部。是吗？你试过强制意外重启吗？ No,?no!?There?you?go!?No?there?you?go,?I?just?heard?it?come?on. 不不！就是那样！这回对了，我刚听见开机的声音了