《老爸老妈罗曼史》第一季.docVIP

\o w:Pilot (How I Met Your Mother episode) Pilot?[1.01] \o Edit section: Pilot [1.01] Edit [First scene of the series, in 2030] Future Ted: Kids, Im going to tell you an incredible story, the story of how I met your mother. Teds Son: Are we being punished or something? Future Ted: No. Teds Daughter: Dad, is this gonna take a while? Future Ted: Yes. Twenty-five years ago, before I was Dad, I had this whole other life… [Ted just saw Robin] Future Ted: It was like something from an old movie, where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, See that girl? Im gonna marry her someday. \o w:Ted Mosby Ted: Hey Barney, see that girl? \o w:Barney Stinson Barney: Oh yeeeahh, you just KNOW she likes it dirty. Go say Hi. \o w:Purple Giraffe Purple Giraffe?[1.02] \o Edit section: Purple Giraffe [1.02] Edit Lily: Hey. Im just sitting here. Wearing my ring. My beautiful ring. Kinda makes wearing other stuff seem wrong. Like... my shirt. Kinda dont wanna wear my shirt anymore. Or my underwear. Oh, thats right, Im not wearing any. Marshall:?[stops working and looks at Lily]?No underwear? Lily: Not even slightly. Ted: Guys...?[camera pans to reveal he is in the room with them]?BOUNDARIES! [Robin discovers why Ted threw three straight parties in as many nights] Ted: Robin, look I didn’t invite you to this party to set you up with Carlos. Or the one before that. Or the one before that.?[Robin smiles]?I threw these parties because I wanted to see you. Robin: Well, here I am. Ted: There’s something here, look, unless I’m crazy. Robin: You’re not crazy. I—I don’t know, Ted, I mean we barely know each other and you’re looking at me with that look and it’s like— Ted: Like what? Robin: Like—let’s fall in love, and get married and have kids and drive them to soccer practice. Ted: I’m not gonna force sports on them unless they’re interested. Robin:?[laughs]?It’s a great look. But you’re looking at the wrong girl. Ted: No, I’m not. Robin: Ye